October 2011
Stupid Logic
Postulate 1: What others think about me is none of my concern. Event: Another says that I matter.
Stupid Logical Conclusion: I don’t matter.
I have to take it personally.
It’s always personal.
Math Joke
31 OCT = 25 DEC
three 8s + 1 = two 10s + 5
Halloween = Christmas
It's Autumn Again.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled weather.
Note to Shelf
Sometimes I wonder if you really understand why I share my feelings. I am not trying to justify or validate them. I am not trying to solve them. I am only looking to share them, because I don’t have a way to ignore them anymore.
Feeling Pissy Today
I almost forgot
almost
Anhelo Su Boca -- P. Neruda
Anhelo su boca, su voz, su pelo. Silencioso y muerto de hambre, rondo a travs de las calles. El pan no me alimenta, amanecer me interrumpe, yo busca todo el dia para la medida lquida de sus pasos.
Tengo hambre de su risa lisa, sus manos el color de una cosecha salvaje, hambre para las piedras plidas de sus uas, yo deseo comer su piel como una almendra entera.
Deseo comer el rayo de sol que seala...
AppIdea
CongressLink. Message your representatives. See their itinerary. Review bills and comment. See how they vote and have a place for the reps to leave remarks.
Haiku
Being alone hurt
And then she entered my life
Now it hurts much worse
Females Just Don't Understand
You go to the restroom, and it changes from a No. 1 to a No. 2 midstream, and you’re standing there unsure of what to do. Females don’t know how good they have it.
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Anonymous asked: i hear "i've told you everything and explained as best i know how and its still not enough. how am i supposed to make this better?"
When you say, “I don’t know what you want me to say,” I hear the following:
“I am only trying to shut you up.”
“Stop wasting my time.”
Economy Thought
I propose that a law be passed to support the re-entry of individuals to the work force.
An individual currently receiving government assistance is authorized to take a position below minimum wage (no lower than 2/3 Minimum Wage). Whatever percentage is lacking is pro-rated back to government assistance and matched (@ a percentage) with a gov’t issued health care credit.
Benefits:...
Political Posture
I would say I am more liberal than conservative, but perhaps it stands to reason that if there is enough change from now, I would be inclined to like it that way.
“Always be a little kinder than necessary.”
– James M. Barrie (via catchafirefly, misswallflower) (via somberpigeon) (via infinitelovelike) (via almost-honest)
almost-honest:
neveryourhero:
best thing about reading books online to answer questions for school
ctrl + f
is it weird that sometimes i’m reading something for real and I literally think in my head “god damn it, why doesn’t my life have a control + F.”
I will often say “right click, send to, manager” when I am notified of a problem I am not authorized to fix.
For All the TMI Tuesday Playas
Consider this in your ask:
Describe the last time you were awake for 24 hours straight.
List all the scents that can be found in your shower. Disregard items with unspecific fragrences.
Say either the percentage of US states you have visited or the percentage of FB friends you met online, but don’t say which it is.
How I Discipline My Cat
If my cat does something that it shouldn’t, and it just happened, I will grab him by the scruff and pin him belly down. I will then sternly say “no” and rap him on the thigh near his tail. I use four fingers, and only flip my wrist.
I don’t mutilate, torture, or otherwise beat him. I assert dominance. We get along great. He loves how I scratch his ears and chin. I...
Anonymous asked: wtf, the baby deserved it for slapping the cat. cats dont know manners or children vs. adults, they only know aggressors and passive creatures. its not the cats fault that the baby was being a brat
Tumblrs on the Starship Enterprise
blameitonthetetons91 = “Make it snow, Number 1”
goodmorning-mylove = “Make it sew, Number 1”
quickerthanfalling-asleep = “Make it Poe, Number 1”
englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit = “Make it Bo, Number 1”
livingdeadgirll = “Engaged”
Anonymous asked: I think you are a wonderful person.
Anonymous asked: I think you're extremely handsome, you've got a great personality. You're so very caring and you're passionate about your beliefs and opinions. You're loveable and wanted and needed.
Anonymous asked: I think you're incredible
Anonymous asked: You seem like a very kind person and you're genuinely interested in others. I have a hard time getting a read on the tone of your writing some times, which makes it difficult for me to talk to you in an agreed upon manner.
ugh
She scoots to the middle of the bed. She takes just enough blanket that I can’t tuck in on my side. She insists on facing me regardless of which sides we take. That wouldn’t be so bad, but even when her breath is fine, it’s like sleeping with a minty fresh exhaust pipe in my face.
fuckyeahkoyczan:
“For every hypocritical church goer Who won’t walk past the beggars ‘Cause they can’t spare a dime.
Grandma said, “Fuck them, I don’t talk to God ‘cause I ain’t got the time.” And it struck me as strange. Every time I walked past someone Who stopped to ask me, “Hey can you spare some change?” Because, yes I can, but you see
I don’t carry change around in my back pocket,
I don’t...
Surviving the Abuse →
I have a friend who has decided to speak up about her abuse.
Anonymously let me know how you feel about me.
Word of the Day: Tumultuous
Loud, chaotic, riotous
Nadi tried to comment that a banana pancake looked “yummy,” but it auto-corrected to “tumultuous.”
"you make me smile and that sir is a good thing"
I got a very sweet ask earlier today.
Silent here I sit, thinking to myself, half-way between first-person and second-person. My eyes are open, with nothing but the past flashing before me like a child is sitting across the room playing with a remote — showing me broken, unchronological fragments of a humiliating home movie I can’t seem to get into the trash.
"Vacation" may be a verb...
but who are we really kidding?
for a minute there: goodbyeblueeyes: Anything to... →
goodbyeblueeyes:
Anything to make my office hours go more quickly….
crackedpolystyrene:
stephanierocket:
1. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. 2. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? 3. When was the last time you snuck…
She interlocked her fingers into her lover's hair...
Inconsistency
Counting Crows = Awesome Vanessa Carlton = Awesome
“Big Yellow Taxi” Collaboration = enh
