November 2011
From FB
OP: I DO NOT CARE IF THIS DOES OFFEND SOMEONE… AND IF IT DOES, DELETE ME PLEASE :) THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE…I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERY YEAR WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND; THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TAKE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS BECAUSE IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE…WELL, HOW ABOUT ALL OF THE CHRISTIANS LIKE ME?...WHAT ABOUT OFFENDING US BECAUSE YOU ARE TAKING OUR CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS?...CHRIST IS CHRISTMAS!...IF YOU AREN'T CELEBRATING CHRIST THEN WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?...CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOR!...CHRISTMAS IS ONE OF A FEW HOLIDAYS LEFT THAT CELEBRATE "MY" CHRIST!...LEAVE "MY" HOLIDAY ALONE!...AND TELL EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!...RE-POST IF YOU’RE NOT ASHAMED
Person1: AMEN!!! I COULD NOT AGREE ANYMORE. AFTER ALL JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!!!!
Person2: Amen but when something goes wrong hes the first they call on!! i believe in my savor and will say his name to anyone on anyday!!!
Person2: sry savior
Person3: If someone says "happy holidays," and the holiday you celebrate is Christmas, I don't think the person is lessening your relationship with your faith. I would want your entire month to be blessed across all days, but especially the day you celebrate.
Person4: ‎"I like your Christ. I do not like your christians. They are so unlike your Christ." ~ Ghandi
Person4: But go ahead. keep screaming. i'm sure all you christians have so much to yell about, being the poor, downtrodden minorities constantly belittled and silenced in this country. Now, if only we had a form of government contract with the population that would somehow guarentee you the right to practice your form of spirit worship. Heck. lets call it something. constipation~no. consternation~no. oOOO how about constitution! yeah. that sounds right!
OP: It's funny you say constitution because that's what this country was founded on FAITH in GOD . Just look on every piece of our money thats been around long before we existed i believe it says In God We Trust not budah, not allah, the one true God. Thats why we used to be I think one of the top nations in the world now we owe everyone and it will get worse
Person5: Amen.
Person6: Amen brother
Person4: that was added in the 50's in a pathetic political attempt to combat a non-existed threat of communism. However, if you want to refer to our government's paperwork: In the treaty of Tripoli, article 11 states : "As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; etc." This was signed by Founding Father John Adams.
Person4: and no one wants to take your christmas away. they just want to be fair to all the other people who live and are citizens of this country. it's not YOUR country. it's OUR country. get used to it.
OP: If you don't like don't read it but apparently it struck a chord with you and got you thinking
Person7: Amen OP, This is why our country is going down hill fast! Years ago our country used to a Christain Nation and see what is happening when they turn away and I agree it is only going to get worse. I for one will not take Christ out of Christmas, I am proud to be a Christian!!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Person4: truly, thinking is something i'm constantly doing. that's why i'm an atheist.
OP: Well I'm sorry to hear that but I have a question for you why do you feel that you're an atheist?
Person8: You go OP, keep it up!!! Yay for you!!! I thank GOD for people like you!! :-)
Nov 30th
You are not responsible for anyone else's...
spittting-venom: The most you can do is be there. sounds great in theory 
Nov 30th
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can't sleep
I am comfortable in just my boxer-briefs, and she needs two blankets… and the middle third of the bed… and my cat needs to make sure I can’t extend my legs with the promise of a clawed achilles. — I will post this FB status with commentary tomorrow. It boggles my mind. Suffice it to say that faith does not need to be based on facts, but it scares me that people will use...
Nov 30th
barely made it home awake. after dinner, crashed...
Seems like the world would be fine. Good night.
Nov 30th
Does anybody know how to hold my heart, because I...
- Hold My Heart, Sara Bareilles
Nov 29th
It looks like everyone is doing fine.
That’s good.
Nov 29th
TMI Tuesday
I was gonna be all witty and creative, but then I realized it really doesn’t matter.  I’m here if you have questions.
Nov 29th
...but what kind of heart doesn't look back?
- Sara Bareilles, “Breathe Again”
Nov 29th
perhaps people scatter ashes in the ocean to give...
Nov 29th
Bob
To go to the store, Bob drives a Civic and not a Prius. For excitement, Bob drives a racecar and not a morbike. What would Bob use to cross the Great Salt Lake?
Nov 29th
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I think I am in a hardened bunker of emotional...
Nov 28th
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...when you walk into the office and say, "How ya...
Nov 28th
infinitelovelike: “You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up...
Nov 28th
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Anonymous asked: Like. Hug. <3. :). I don't know anymore expressions that are fitting here, but I'll go hunt them down and spam the hell out of you with them over and over if that's what it takes to tear down and rip apart those walls of yours. Don't you dare use the term "pathetic" in any sort of reference to yourself again, not even in your own mind where no one else can hear....
Nov 28th
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collecting addresses for cards
Nadi shows me a box of cards to which I quickly dismiss as not-quite-what-I-want.  I have standards, yo.
Nov 28th
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Rejection Letter to 27-Year-Old Kurt Vonnegut →
To those of you who write, I hope this grants a sense of hope that maybe rejection is still on the right track.
Nov 26th
A Le Cuisine
2 cups milk over medium heat Melt 1/4 stick butter 1 tablespoon dried basil 1 fat pinch of Italian salt seasoning (has some extra spices) Wisk in 1/2 cup grated/shredded swiss Wisk in 1 cup grated/shredded colby jack Reduce heat and reduce mixture by 1/3-1/2 Crack some pepper to taste Serve over gnocci (sp?) There are some cheeses that melt much more smoothly, but the flavor made up for...
Nov 26th
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“He asks me if I believe in angels. And before I realize I don’t have the heart...”
– The Crickets Have Arthritis by Shane Koyczan (via ramonamoon)
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goodmorning-mylove asked: At least you know you won't be trampled to death or punched by crazy soccer moms trying to get the last Barbie.
Nov 25th
This morning
Getting talked to like an annoying child this morning has pretty much killed any thankfulness in my heart. I guess when you see past the behavior of another in spite of things you asked and discussed, you shouldn’t expect the same in return. Entirely my mistake.
Nov 24th
hey neat...
Let’s just not sleep at all on this day when we could sleep in… Go The Fuck To Sleep
Nov 24th
Play These Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2yPU5WPwZs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYw7eJYadco Note:  Got the idea from the youtube comment.  Not mine.
Nov 23rd
Finally Done
Won’t have to do it again for another five years.  Whew.
Nov 23rd
The Trick My Mind Plays
It starts with something small. It starts with an expectation. “That was witty of me. Someone ought to like that comment.” Then nothing happens. Then someone writes a status to which I reply only to learn I read the tone all wrong. Seemingly inconsequential mishaps string together. My mind starts to wonder if there is a reason. Then comes the stake into my heart: the question...
Nov 23rd
TMI Tuesday
http://kujmous.tumblr.com/ask Include a math problem, and I will try to solve it.
Nov 22nd
Anonymous asked: If you ever felt compelled to go back to school and study for another degree, I think you'd kick ass in psychology <3
Nov 22nd
Repression vs. Compression
I think repressing your feelings is a lot like writing them on aluminum foil and then wadding them up and compressing it into a little ball.  Sure it takes less space, but it weighs just the same.  As an added difficulty, have you ever tried opening a wad of aluminum?
Nov 22nd
Unpopular Opinion
I like muggy, cold, pissy-rain days.
Nov 22nd
Infinite love like stars: kujmous:... →
infinitelovelike: kujmous: infinitelovelike: kujmous: thedreamiscollapsing: normal people flirting: hey you’re cute me: so do you like breadsticks? As I just now remember, I have a follower who specifically used breadsticks during an occasion to solicit and captivate the attention of a stranger. WAIT IS THIS ABOUT ME AND… Uhm… uh… yeah.  :) omg I didn’t do it on purpose it was...
Nov 22nd
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Infinite love like stars: kujmous:... →
infinitelovelike: kujmous: thedreamiscollapsing: normal people flirting: hey you’re cute me: so do you like breadsticks? As I just now remember, I have a follower who specifically used breadsticks during an occasion to solicit and captivate the attention of a stranger. WAIT IS THIS ABOUT ME AND… Uhm… uh… yeah.  :)
Nov 22nd
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thedreamiscollapsing: normal people flirting: hey you’re cute me: so do you like breadsticks? As I just now remember, I have a follower who specifically used breadsticks during an occasion to solicit and captivate the attention of a stranger.
Nov 22nd
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That awkward moment...
rebekahrose: When you’re in the school library and people having sex comes up on your dash. AWESOME. Work, even. 
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Just flossed enough stringy meat from my teeth to...
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Qué es la vida? Un frenesí.
goodmorning-mylove: Qué es la vida? Una ilusión, una sombra, una ficción. Qué toda la vida es sueño y lo sueños sueños soy. This is like Poe’s Dream Within A Dream… but… in the voice of Antonio Banderas.
Nov 20th
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Full-on Holiday Sap Mode
Here I sit halfway elated that I am feeling rested for the first time in a long time.  I am excited about the upcoming holidays.  At the same time, however, I am aware that this season brings many to a place much more intimate with their sadness and lonliness.  Perhaps seeing childish happiness come so effortlessly to seemingly every person around, pounds a glass shard into the heart of the...
Nov 20th
Closing of the Year
I will contradict myself in the next two sentences.  The movie Toys is confusing and difficult to follow.  The movie Toys gives me goosebumps and makes me cry like a baby. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9geCS0v7w8
Nov 20th