July 2011
Ask me stuff...
I will lie through my teeth, but I will try to get some laughs out of ya.
June 2011
Further thoughts on the same old thing
Health then Happiness then Kindness
Health is nutrition (food, water, and air), activity (exercise and rest), safety (shelter and protection from bodily harm), and awareness (clarity and sobriety).
Happiness is entertainment, recreation, comfort, and pleasure.
Kindness is assisting another towards Health or Happiness.
Methods of Kindness can include: art, empathy, charity, honesty,...
blameitonthetetons91:
If you steal my sunshine.
I love that this song will be in my head all day now.
“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big...”
– J.D. Salinger (via onelostsoulswiminginafishbowl)
“You can tell the sun in his jealous sky that we walked in fields of gold.”
Today I Learned
blameitonthetetons91:
joshuadgp:
“Axl Rose” is an anagram of “Oral Sex”.
I did not know this, but now I do.
Loved the song Patience.
Mmmm Breakfast
I am having two Trail Mix bars:
Dark Chocolate and Nut & Fruit and Nut.
Now read that again with a dirty mind.
Seriously, Radio Disk Jockey?
You are “starting to hear the buzz on the Harry Potter film?”
I mean… “starting?”
Like… just now?
woke with Tegan and Sara in my head
Quite honestly, I don’t know if I spelled their names right.
“Maybe I could’a been something you’d be good at.”
the word "should"
Listen to the word closely enough, and it will start to sound like the deathstroke of a guillotine or a sythe — and for good reason. It is used when the words “would” and “could” don’t suit the context. This means that it is most often used to indicate what can’t or won’t happen paired with expectation that it will.
Catch that word just as you...
Anger Management
I have found a useful way to help myself deal with my anger. When I ball my hand into a fist, I think about making fists with intertwined fingers and white knuckles over her head on the pillow, and my anger redirects.
Q: How many feet are in a yard?
A: Who all did you bury back there, Mom?
I'll draw something for the first few people who...
iceedwin:
You can delete it later. As song as “username has reblogged your post” shows up on my dash.
My love of drawing and my hatred of bordom made me do this. pidkjfkj
Hey. Why not? Let’s see what happens. :)
Marriage is gay.
I got some new followers, too.
All three were spam.
The final Harry Potter book sold an astonishing 11...
…and I turned 30 that day.
Does anyone remember the online puzzle JK made to announce the name of the final novel months in advance?
Letters of Note: Roy Disney
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/06/there-is-no-way-to-replace-walt-disney.html
I especially liked the line where Roy quotes Walt: “We all think alike in the ultimate pattern.”
That awkward moment when...
…oral sex turns into the Triangle Choke Hold and the last words you remember are, “Be sure to check youtube tomorrow.”
Things that make hugs awesome...
Using both arms
Rubbing backs
Dancing/Bouncing
Whispering to one another
Taking turns inhaling/exhaling without trying
Confusing whose heartbeat is whose
Supporting each other’s weight
Waking up still hugging
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
Reblogging for use of Phantasmagorical. I think...
What if JK's announcement is something ridiculous?...
msdaenerys:
Like, “Oh ho, fandom. I had steak and a redbull for dinner! Rowling out, bitches.”
Spam accounts are following me like I got money
Report Spam Accounts Here
I never thought it would happen...
but the entire first page of my dash had no instance of the same person twice in a row. Fascinating.
Pottermore sign-up in one try!
Just kidding, but if you made a face, you must like this.
Who the hell is Harry Potter?
…and why is tumblr apeshit?
Lately, I've been waking up with insults on my...
I’m not saying you’re a skank, but if you opened your legs at a baseball game, you’d likely be mistaken for a cheesesteak vendor.
Priorities
first health then happiness then kindness then beauty then wisdom
I am a bit torn on beauty and wisdom. Wisdom seems so functional, but beauty to me is like a package of kindness left for someone else to benefit.
Watch
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...”
– William Shakespeare (via onelostsoulswiminginafishbowl)
Watchiloveyoumore:
A short and poorly made video for the few interested.
<3
I thought of you last night.
You are so recursively black-hearted and layered and consumed in hate and judgementality, that I can only compare you to passing that first razor-sharp, jaggged, dehydrated shitball that makes me question if the second one will be splashing in water, blood, or ricocheting against dry porcelain.
For my fellow Americans →
muggleparade:
siriuslyaud:
-evanesco:
inferiors-not-equalsxdemons-run:
wehadchips:
sadmanwithabox:
chrissy-marie:
themightynarwhal:
stridurr:
lord-reaver:
accioelijah:
This is worth your time. See how you do and send it on….
This test is not an easy one. The website reports that college educators average about 55%. The average citizen averages about 49%.
I got 20 out of...
People Leaving Facebook
As I see use of Facebook slowing down, and as I hear reports of millions of people discontinuing or deleting their accounts, I look over my Facebook friends. I know some of the most inspirational friendships only through the Internet. For many, the FB connection between us is all that remains.
I feel like I should be handing out a yearbook…
again.
Pondering a Glass of Sprite...
When a bubble of soda carbonation clings to the side of the glass, would you consider that spall portion of glass wet or dry?
