July 2012
June 2012
Atop my neck, between my ears, behind my eyes, it grows.
I dare not let it see my life, for once it clearly knows
The good I’ve found in those surrounding my everyday routine,
It won’t hesitate to decimate all it finds pristine.
Filed under "Tracks to Play at My Going Away For...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IcqRbPk_bk
sskeeze:
I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
I bet she’s gonna hate it if people point at her tummy and say, “Nevermind. I found someone like you.”
To go along with the “pee-pee dance,” I propose the term “poo-poo prance.” This is the moment in which one has to both hurry as much as possible to the restroom, but also maintain a lesser stride so as not to mess oneself.
Inspiration
The things we use to create have quiet little spirits. They watch and see who wants the idea most. Pencils, paint brushes, scissors, typewriters… all of them keep their watch. You use them, and they eventually decide to use you back when they are satisfied.
The surviving squirrel sniffed at the bloodied mess on the road that use to be a squirrel. It scurried off as the crow landed. It paused just long enough to say grace.
“There is no beauty without some strangeness.”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via trickbitches)
Why are there pictures of Sebastian from The...
acrabslifetolive:
He’s not a hermit crab. -_____-
My daughter’s daycare has another class with a Hermit Crab named Sebastian.
Anonymous asked: what was the email of? sexual harassment material?
Anonymous asked: pretty sure something that doesn't exist can't be reaffirmed. as you are not inconsequential, i refuse to believe that your inconsequentiality could be reaffirmed.
Having the inconsequentiality of my feelings and general existence reaffirmed.
"Fey" is a word with a meaning.
Your first guess as to how I learned this is incorrect.
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/06/part-of-this-world-part-of-another.html
I don't own my child's body →
englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit:
kujmous:
englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit:
shakethecobwebs:
ljarvz:
bemusedlybespectacled:
(CNN) — My daughter occasionally goes on a hugging and kissing strike.
She’s 4. Her parents could get a hug or a kiss, but many people who know her cannot, at least right now. And I won’t make her.
“I would like you to hug Grandma, but I won’t make you do it,” I...
I don't own my child's body →
englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit:
shakethecobwebs:
ljarvz:
bemusedlybespectacled:
(CNN) — My daughter occasionally goes on a hugging and kissing strike.
She’s 4. Her parents could get a hug or a kiss, but many people who know her cannot, at least right now. And I won’t make her.
“I would like you to hug Grandma, but I won’t make you do it,” I told her recently.
“I don’t have to?” she...
Conference Call?
Nope… this is a fucking filabuster!
He Did It Again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwe-pA6TaZk
WHEN I EXPLAIN TO MY FRIENDS WHAT I DO AT WORK
whatshouldwecallnursing:
they’re just like,
WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME WHEN I TAKE MY LUNCH HOUR
yogabound:
whatshouldwecallnursing:
i’m just like,
I’m lucky if I GET lunch…
Had a Dream
It played like a movie trailer. It started with empty, quiet, outer space. From a distance, coming into focus is a writhing mass. It is the Venom symbiote. It continues to float through space silently, but actively writhing — searching for a host. From the side of the screen, a gray surface appears, and the symbiote connects. It grows and grows as the camera pans out.
It pans out...
A Blessing And A Curse... →
“Why do beautiful songs make you sad?’ ‘Because they aren’t true.’ ‘Never?’...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via adecentfellow)
Anonymous asked: i've always liked that you draw attention to the words of others, even when they're unwilling to draw attention to themselves. its unconventional, but i think it's a good thing.
I hate that feeling when you know you’re losing a friend because you can’t even keep a simple conversation going without it being awkward and there’s nothing left to say anymore
